mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

(Source: kidt82)

ouijathemovie:

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unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

manhood:

I’m in tears she forted like twice

(Source: vinebox)

wannajoke:

I must go! My people need me

wannajoke:

I must go! My people need me